DESIRES

Friday, September 15, 2006

was bored(like always) during lessons so i decided to doodle on my hand. i wrote fuck on my hand and it looked rather pretty. =) 5 seconds later, i suddenly rmbed dat i have oral this afternn. opps! 2pid me... so i went to colour the word and end up e whole thing looking like shit

e faint pink rectangle is the spot i wrote the word.

i was so so so nervous and scared for my eng oral todae.. ahhh. but must act confident even if im like nervous like siao deep down if not e tcher will noe u very scared.

haha.. e passage was kinda easy but the pic was kinda weird. a pic of 5 pupils looking at a fake turtle, iguana and crocodile. hees. so i tot the conversation wld be like "hav u ever been to a reptile farm" dat kinda thingy. and i was so prepared to show off to say that i carried a crocodile before. haha. but end up the conversation was smth else. neway the 5 pupils wore uniform dat look like zps de!! =)

end up the conversation was about jokes, i shld had guessed cuz e passage was about playing pranks. haiz.

tcher: "wad kinda jokes do u enjoy?"

me:" those very 'cold' jokes"
( she din understand i toking about.. lol)

tcher "izit those kind dat is kinda long and not those lame ones?"

me "ya, its those kind dats long and abit tedious and when the person tells u the ans u will go like 'ah ha!' that kind"

tcher "wad kind of pranks have u played before"

"i will like use those kinda post-its and write KICK ME on it and paste onto my frens back"

tcher shows kinda worried look

me "but they always finds out cuz u must paste it rather gently on their backs"

tcher "hav u ever played realli dangerous pranks?"

me "no im rather nice and obedient u see..."

tcher (laughs) "hmm... wad amuses u in sch"

me" like for example my math tcher, i canot tell u hu she is cuz i will get scolded, she will get the pple hu get back late frm recess to bleat like a sheep. for example todae, i got back late frm recess and all 8 of us had to sing and dance for the class (ooo) "

tcher (laughs lotsa) " haha.. i see..."
continues, " so u realli had nvr played any dangerous pranks?"

me " nahh im realli obedient" (hees.)

tcher cracks up.

me "thank you" (picked up bag and left)

eeek. fj told me she told her tcher about the maggi mee and char siew pau joke.. arghh. aiyo. is gor tell me den i tell her de. but i can;t even rmb it... not onli dat, didi told me lotsa jokes before but why din i like tell e tcher any??? arghhh!!!

but i can't really imagine telling the tcher a little johnny joke. i would definitely fail!!! =)

i desired